The Fiver de hoje

So what now for Ingerland under Scolari? Well, the good news for inebriated, boorish skinheads is that their team will soon be managed by a man who (a) isn't Sven Goran-Eriksson, (b) has won a World Cup and (c) is unlikely to brook any balderdash from his FA overlords. And the bad news? He won't take charge until after the World Cup...